Marrying a Tomboy

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So you’ve found the girl of your dreams. She’s cute, confident, kind, loving, competitive… Wait a minute… How competitive are we talking? Are we talking, she enjoys watching football or she enjoys playing football? I mean, is she competitive where you will have a competitor rather than a partner? Will you be challenged daily on something as simple as to who can sink a paper towel in a waste basket from ten feet? Is this really someone you want to marry? Will she always wear casual, probably athletic clothes? Does she clean up nicely? What if she’s better than you at something athletic? What kind of wife will a tomboy make? Hmm… better find out before you put a ring on it, assuming she wears jewelry.

I don’t mean to sound chastising, but I’m curious what the title of this blog post means. My stats on this blog allow me to see some of the search terms people use to find The Tomboy Mommy. Recently, “marrying a tomboy”, popped up. I wonder what that person wanted to find out. I wander what he (presumably), wanted to assuage about marrying a tomboy. Clearly, if he is considering marriage, he must love her, or at leat possess an affinity in an amount that suffices the effort of considering marriag at some point.

Here’s the gist of a tomboy’s love life. We grow up being in tight with the boys because we play football with them on the playground, basketball after school, meet up for a game of shadows(hide and seek in the dark), and generally spend more time with the boys than any of our non tomboy counterparts and still spend time with our girl friends, moving between to the two groups of friends seamlessly. Then, middle school rears it’s ugly pubescent head. All of the sudden we’re spending a lot of time with the guys that our girlfriends wish they could, but without all of the tackling and skinned knees. The boys don’t look at us as girls really, but they’re noticing the other girls. We might have a crush here and there, but not on one of our buddies. Eventually though, one of our guy friends will become attractive to us. One of our girlfriends will think so too and, envious of the time we get to spend with him and our easy relationship, will want to know all about him. So you make your move, only to be told we’re one of the guys and hey, tell me about this friend of yours.

Welcome to the love life of a tomboy.

High school comes and your mom is still waiting for you to outgrow being a tomboy and starting conversations with, “One day when you meet your husband…or life partner”. The boys are too big and strong to play football with anymore, and besides, your old girlfriends don’t like you hanging out with their men. Some of the other tomboys are deciding whether guys are worth the trouble and considering whether they should try out girls (some always knew). The guys are happy to flirt with you one on one, but not in public and certainly have no intention of taking you out. You’re cuter and more compatible with them than their girlfriends, but, they don’t have the self-confidence to date a “strong female”, whatever that means. There are a couple of really nice guys asking you out, but they’re not the square jawed jock you have your eye on, and you don’t have the self-confidence to go out with them.

But high school is a brief stop and life after high school brings new opportunities and opens new doors. Outside of the clicks and clichés of high school, people can be themselves and make choices they wouldn’t and couldn’t make before. You can be yourself and people actually like you for it. You meet a guy who likes you for you, even with your skinned knees.

You fall in love, and with marriage being the next obvious step, the jerk googles, marrying a tomboy.

Ok, maybe he’s not a jerk, but, what the heck?

What is so worrisome about marrying a tomboy? Are you worried she might run off with one of her girlfriends? Will she eat her young? I mean, if you love someone enough to be considering marriage, why would the fact that she’s a tomboy give you pause now? You clearly knew this about her and yet fell in love with her anyway, despite this malady. Now it’s a deal breaker? Here’s what you get when you marry a tomboy:

A woman that is fiercely loyal and passionate.

A partner that not only wants you to watch football, but fights with you over which game has priority on the big TV.

A wife that is easy to shop for, because she prefers a new kayak to diamond ear rings.

A female that doesn’t take 2 hours to get out the door.

A lover that has great cardio and endurance.

A mother that teaches their kids how to be strong, confident individuals.

So, to the guy who googled, “Marrying a tomboy”, unless you were curious for ideas of how to make a wedding exciting enough for her, I suggest going with the instincts that allowed you to fall in love with her in the first place, but be prepared to never have a dull moment. I hope whatever sites you ended up on gave you great advice. I’m sorry I hadn’t thought of writing something about it before now. My best advice is, if you love her, marry her- you’ll be in for a hell of a ride.

8 thoughts on “Marrying a Tomboy

  1. This is so true!!! Yes, I am trying out this blog like you said but I have no clue what I am doing. SSHHH its’ a secret. I haven’t advertised since I have no clue what I am doing 🙂 but you can give me any pointers you may want to do.
    I love your “gist” paragraph. After a few years of being BFFs, me and him started liking each other. He kept telling me we should go out and see how things would turn out… I kept saying no cause one of my girlfriends had a huge crush on him. I didn’t have many girlfriends. I had to keep the few I had. Of course her and I did not stay close…. Ha! Or, when you’re in HS and you ask your parents if you can spend the night at your guy best friends… LOL! Yep!

    • I love your blog already! Funny about you two dating, that’s the same way Doug nabbed me, only he left out the part that we were actually dating. I just thought we were hanging out a lot and he was paying for everything.

  2. I’m a pierced and tattooed tomboy/bisexual wife/mother. My spouse is also an older man. I loved reading this so, so much. It gave me a real boost in self-confidence and allows me to hold my head up a bit higher. I really appreciate this kind of a read!

    • I’m so glad you enjoyed it! Mommies take all shapes and sizes. I think being a tomboy is a fantastic asset to have in not only a marriage, but in motherhood. Thanks for reading!

  3. Hello. I googled “marrying a tomboy” but I’m the tomboy. I was just wondering if there were guys out there who would want to marry someone that’s not very feminine, that sucks at make-up and doesn’t know how to dress up…or if I should start learning all this stuff… I will eventually because I do like knowing this stuff but its pretty complex for me. Give me advanced algebra anytime…

    • I was looking through notifications and realized I never responded to you. I am so sorry! My advice is that you do you, that way when you find someone, you know they’re with you for you. You can be yourself in whatever capacity you are comfortable expressing your beauty through.

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