1 way being pregnant makes you stupid

Ever heard of mommy brain or pregnancy brain? Ever tried being a writer with pregnancy brain? It’s like trying to sprint through mud. Are there other pregnant ladies out there struggling with staying creative while in the throws of gestation? Lists are all the rage right now for blogs (see my post, 15 things they don’t tell you about having a toddler), so I’m going to keep this one simple. Ok, there’s only one because, well, see #1. Here’s one way being pregnant makes you stupid.

1. Your baby is a zombie that eats your brains for sustenance, but only the creative parts, leaving your brain like so much swiss cheese left to mildew in the back of the fridge.

2 thoughts on “1 way being pregnant makes you stupid

  1. It is! They are tiny zombies! I couldn’t write anything while i was pregnant, not even a haiku, nothing, nada, hope you are luckier than me, and your baby shares your brain. 🙂

    • I’m not sure this baby is going to be willing to share. He hasn’t thus far anyway. By the way, I really enjoyed your post: love an unlovable, love a weirdo.

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