Ever heard of mommy brain or pregnancy brain? Ever tried being a writer with pregnancy brain? It’s like trying to sprint through mud. Are there other pregnant ladies out there struggling with staying creative while in the throws of gestation? Lists are all the rage right now for blogs (see my post, 15 things they don’t tell you about having a toddler), so I’m going to keep this one simple. Ok, there’s only one because, well, see #1. Here’s one way being pregnant makes you stupid.
1. Your baby is a zombie that eats your brains for sustenance, but only the creative parts, leaving your brain like so much swiss cheese left to mildew in the back of the fridge.